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Why Is The Sky Blue is a funny website of scientific
mis-information not to be taken too seriously and probably not
even enlightening to most who venture on. The question, Why is
the sky blue is one of the most often asked question by youngsters
and oldster alike. This funny earth science site answers the question
- why is the sky blue - in a light-hearted manner plus it attempts
to answer many other often asked science questions in a somewhat
similar manner as well.
If you want to find out why
the sky is blue, then click this link why is the sky blue
and we will tell you! So you don't wish to click the link and
find out the answer, do you? Well, then, we have a hint for your
question, why is the sky blue: collision. Now doesn't this hint
make your mouth water?
Funny you should ask, this blue sky is science's
way of saying, "How did this happen?" Earth science
may not have all the answers yet, but we do!
Aren't you feeling taunted enough to click the link?
Why is the sky blue? Because it is feeling sad that humans don't
last forever. Because yellow is already taken by that nimrod,
the sun. Because it never gets to play in any of the reindeer
games. Not the answer you were looking for was it? Now click the
link. Please ...
Mis-information is at the heart of all of scientific inquiry.
Plausible and implausible explanations need to be ruled out in
order to understand what is really going on. Double-blind studies
and other methods are good techniques that rule out mis-information.
Once an explanation is ruled out it becomes fair game and fodder
for sites like this to propound this information as if it were
scientific fact. This site makes no apologies for dissemination
of bogus facts, half-truths, shaky hypotheses and downright malicious
lies, innuendo, tomfoolery and even shenanigans.
Yes, It Was Me ...
Science is not an exact science, someone once said. Okay, it
was me. I said it. Be that as it may, the inexactness of science
is what this website finds entertaining. Science can be art, you
know. This is an earthy earth science site that contains little
or no factual content whatsoever. What is informative about this?
Whatsoever is the value in this, you ask?
What is noteworthy is that science and those who participate
in scientific endeavors many times take themselves way too seriously.
Under the Shenanigan Theory of Relativity, science itself cannot
be analyzed and taken apart and put underneath a microscope. Smirks
cannot be synthesized into something useful. When is the last
time you took a bunch of scientific ribaldry and analyzed the
similarities in their DNA markers? A tumor has no humor. But we
do, so read on and take whatever we say with a grain of salt because
by the time you're done we will taste as salty as the ocean is
blue.
And that's a fact, Jacques! Or Jacqueline as the case may be.
But I am babbling, so goodbye.
Okay, it's not goodbye as I have something more to say. Why Is
The Sky Blue is not affiliated with any legitimate scientific
organization whatsoever.
In addition, if anyone makes such an accusation please inform
us immediately so that our public relations people can do damage
control. We will send out lame press releases and stuff.
Remember, this site is for entertainment purposes only and may
not be copied unless with the express written consent from the
Commissioner of Baseball.
Please no wagering. Don't use steroids. Avoid where prohibited
by law. Avoid at all costs.
The characters depicted on this site are fictional and do not
represent any real people living or dead.
Yada yada yada. Blah, blah, blah. You get the message. Or if
you don't, then get a clue. Or play Clue and choose the candlestick
in the dining room. The butler did it, you know. And, if he didn't
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